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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Power of Skype Compels You

Hey kids,

Are your crazy religious parents thinking about killing you because they're certain (have faith) you are possessed by the Devil?  If they find out you're taking an Atheism class, are you in danger of being smothered in your sleep by a religious loved one?  Does your pastor, priest, or Supreme Court Justice insist that the Devil is real, and is coming to a town near you?  Well have no fear--redemption is only an Internet connection away.  

If you have about an hour, 300 bucks, and WiFi, personal salvation can be yours. 

Check out the Arizona pastor's purification procedure by proxy and Skype Almighty

If you're wondering about the blog-post tittle, it's a word-play on a scene from the 1973 film The Exorcist.  I saw The Exorcist when it originally came out, and it scared the daylights out of me. I'm a sucker for a good scary movie--Devil or not.  


2 comments:

  1. Further proof for our theory: WiFi is transcendent. In fact, WiFi is so transcendent that it gives its users power to exorcise the possessed! All hail our Lord and Saviour, IEEE 802.11!

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  2. Respect the 802.11 or burn in Hell--but He loves you!!

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